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			      EPISODE GUIDE

			    by Arnoud Morsink
			    (arnoud@best.com)

			       (18-AUG-97)


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			    TABLE OF CONTENTS
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	First season   1994                  13  episodes
	Second season  1995                  13  episodes
	Third season   1996                  22  episodes
	Fourth season  1997                  22  episodes


			   ===================
			   FIRST SEASON (1994)
			   ===================
   
	Created by		Everett Peck
	Developed by		Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Executive Producers	Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Producer		Sherry Gunther
	Story Editors		Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Staff Writer		Michael Markowitz
	Music			Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega and Frank Zappa



(1) "I, DUCKMAN"
	Written by Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
	Directed by Marv Newland

	Duckman questions his uniqueness as an individual and his
	ineffectiveness as a father while being stalked by a mad bomber
	seeking revenge.

	Guest voices include Jeffrey Jones, Charlie Shaughnessey, and
	Bruce Wietz.


(2) "T.V. OR NOT TO BE"
	Written by Bernie Keating
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	While investigating the theft of a religious artifact at a
	television ministry, Duckman briefly "dies," encountering the
	hereafter. He meets the supreme being who gives him an
	Etch-A-Sketch with the meaning of life written on it.

	Guest starring Crispin Glover (for unknown reasons, Glover's
	credit was subsequently changed to the Letter L), Judith Ivey,
	Frankie Renzulli, and John Kassir (who is also the voice of the
	Cryptkeeper on Tales from the Crypt).


(3) "GRIPES OF WRATH"
	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Norton Virgien

	Inadvertently inspired by Duckman, a supercomputer solves all
	of the world's problems -- with disastrous results.

	Guest starring Charlie Shaughnessey.


(4) "PSYCHE"
	Written by Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Directed by Paul Demeyer

	Duckman, wondering why he hasn't had a date since the death of
	his wife, tries plastic surgery. When that fails to make him
	feel more attractive (especially to a pair of voluptuous
	sex-starved twins who have hired him for a case), he tries
	hypnosis, taking a surprise journey through his own mind.

	Guest star Mitzi McCall.


(5) "GLAND OF OPPORTUNITY"
	Written by Ron Lux & Eugene Stein
	Directed by John Eng

	Duckman's cowardice turns to courage when he receives an
	adrenal gland transplant from a famous daredevil, turning him
	into a questionable role model for his children.

	Guests include: Hamilton Camp, Charlie Adler and Bobby Slayton.


(6) "RIDE THE HIGH SCHOOL"
	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	Duckman enrolls Ajax in an exclusive boarding school, unaware
	that it is part of an evil plan to over-educate him and
	alienate him from his own father.

	Featuring Tim Curry (as King Chicken), Pat Harrington and Tony
	Jay.


(7) "A CIVIL WAR"
	Written by Bob Kushell
	Directed by Norton Virgien

	Where would Duckman and Cornfed be without each other? When
	Duckman fires his partner in the midst of a murder
	investigation, we find out.

	Guest voices: Michael McKean, Andrea Martin and Kenneth Mars.


(8) "NOT SO EASY RIDERS"
	Written by Joe Ansolabehere
	Directed by Paul Demeyer

	Duckman and Cornfed take to the road as bikers to flee a
	berserk IRS agent, learning a few things about materialism
	along the way.

	Guest voices include Bobcat Goldthwait and John Byner, and
	John Spencer (L.A. Law), as Agent Dennehy.


(9) "IT'S THE THING OF THE PRINCIPAL"
	Story by Ron Lux & Eugene Stein
	Teleplay by Ron Lux
	Directed by Igor Kovalyov

	Duckman and Bernice are thrilled when Ajax falls in love with
	someone at school, until they find out it's the beautiful new
	vice-principal. Duckman and Bernice go under cover (as man and
	wife) at a newlywed resort to stop Ajax from eloping with his
	new love.

	Guest voices include Molly Hagan, James Avery, Allyce Beasley
	and Teri Garr.


(10) "AMERICAN DICKS"
	Written by Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Directed by John Eng

	A "cops"-like reality TV show profiles Duckman on a typical --
	and typically humiliating -- case.

	Guests include Joe Alaskey and Ken Page.


(11) "CELLAR BEWARE"
	Written by Ladd Graham
	Directed by Norton Virgien

	Installed after a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood,
	Duckman's high-tech security system goes haywire, turning
	deadly and trapping the family in the basement.

	Guest stars: Judy Tenuta, John Astin, Sally Struthers, Kathy
	Najimy, Jim J. Bullock and Todd Sussman.


(12) "ABOUT FACE"
	Written by Jim Pond & Bill Fuller
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	For the first time since Beatrice, Duckman falls in love with
	a woman he meets over the phone -- but she turns out to be the
	ugliest woman in the world.

	Guest starring Lolita Davidovich, Sal Viscuso, Frank Renzulli,
	and Teresa Ganzel.


(13) "JOKING THE CHICKEN"
	Written by Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
		and Michael Markowitz
	Original Song "Ha Ha"
		written by Alf Clausen & Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	Duckman becomes increasingly crazed when a new, politically
	correct comedian's success makes all comedy kinder, gentler,
	and unfunny -- exactly what King Chicken, Duckman's arch-
	nemesis, hoped for.

	Featuring Tim Curry as King Chicken, guest voices include
	Eddie Deezen, David Paymer, Corey Parker, Tommy Davidson,
	Kevin Meaney and Conchata Farrell (sp?) as Roxanne!


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  First season synopses transcribed from x.cs.du.edu).
  Additional information taken from BBC broadcasts of "Duckman".
  Corrections by Michael Markowitz (mkm@ix.netcom.com).
______________________________________________________________________




			  ====================
			  SECOND SEASON (1995)
			  ====================

	Created by		Everett Peck
	Developed by		Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Executive Producers	Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Producer		Sherry Gunther and Margot Pipkin
	Supervising Producer	David Misch
	Story Editor		Michael Markowitz
	Story Editors		Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
	Music			Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega



(14) "PAPA OOM M.O.W. M.O.W." (#4215)
	(11-MAR-95)

	Writer: Michael Markowitz
	Director: Norton Virgien

	Duckman becomes a sleazy tabloid sensation -- and the subject
	of his own made-for-TV movie -- when he accidentally saves the
	President's life.

	Guest cast includes: Gilbert Gottfried, Ron Leibman, Charles
	Shaughnessy, Rick Overton, Mark De Carlo.


(15) "MARRIED ALIVE" (#4214)
	(18-MAR-95)

	Written by Bernie Keating
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	When a billionaire media magnate asks Bernice to marry him,
	Duckman suspects he's either crazy...or up to no good.

	Guest star: David Rasche.


(16) "DAYS OF WHINING AND NEUROSIS" (#4216)
	(25-MAR-95, 10:30pm EST)

	Written by Gary Glasberg
	Directed by John Eng

	When Duckman and Cornfed go undercover at a celebrity detox
	center to solve a murder, Duckman discovers he's got the most
	addictive personality of all.


(17) "INHERIT THE JUDGMENT: THE DOPE'S TRIAL" (#4217)
	(03-APR-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	Duckman finds himself stranded and on trial for his life... in
	King Chicken's home town!

	Guest Stars: Tim Curry and Walt Reno.


(18) "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL" (#4218)
	(10-APR-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
	Directed by Paul DeMeyer

	In this allegory, Duckman investigates the disappearance of a
	beautiful supermodel named America, and finds himself falling
	in love with her -- as well as with the ideals he thought her
	namesake stood for.

	Guest Stars: James Belushi, Bobcat Goldthwait, June Lockhart,
	Heather Locklear, Steven Weber, and Alan Young.


(19) "THE GERM TURNS" (#4219)
	(17-APR-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Written by Jim Pon & Bill Fuller
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	At a New Age conference, Duckman comes face-to-nucleus with a
	bacteria that may or may not be the spirit of his dead mother -
	reincarnated via microwave.

	Guest stars: Ed Asner, Janeane Garofalo, and Katey Sagal.


(20) "IN THE NAM OF THE FATHER" (#4220)
	(24-APR-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Written by Jeffrey S. Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Directed by Norton Virgien

	While taking the family on a budget vacation in Vietnam,
	Duckman and Cornfed come to grips with their separate wartime
	experiences -- along with the possibility that Cornfed may
	have fathered a Vietnamese potbellied pig.

	Guest Stars: Margaret Cho, George Kennedy, and Maurice LaMarche.


(21) "RESEARCH AND DESTROY" (#4221)
	(01-MAY-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Story by Jeffrey S. Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Teleplay by Jay Moriarty
	Directed by John Eng

	When Duckman discovers Ajax has a talent for beat poetry, he
	gets him a job with a huge conglomerate's greeting cards
	division.

	Guest Stars: Ed Begley Jr., Jack Carter, Laurie Metcalf, and
	John Pankow.


(22) "CLIP JOB" (#4222)
	(08-MAY-95, 10:00pm EDT/PDT)

	Written by David Misch
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	A crazed media critic and self-appointed censor forces
	Duckman -- who has no idea that his life is a television
	series -- to watch humiliating scenes from his "show/life"
	before killing him off.

	Guest Star: Ben Stiller.


(23) "NOIR GANG" (#4224)
	(06-JAN-96, 10:00pm EST/PST)

	Written by Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	A film noir parody where a beautiful client comes between
	Duckman and Cornfed and leads them into a web of deceit and
	murder.

	Guest stars: Bebe Neuwirth (Tamara Le Boinque), Carl Reiner
	(priest).


(24) "FORBIDDEN FRUIT" (#4223)
	(13-JAN-96, 10:00pm EST/PST)

	Written by Jeffrey S. Astrof & Mike Sikowitz
	Directed by Paul Demeyer

	King Chicken is back! He is disguised as a beautiful French
	maid that leads Duckman to temptation. Even though Duckman
	does nothing wrong for a change, he gets hit with a sexual
	harassment suit.  

	Guest star: Tim Curry.


(25) "GRANDMA-MA'S FLATULENT ADVENTURE" (#4225)
	(20-JAN-96, 10:00pm EST/PST)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
	Directed by Norton Virgien

	On the way to a nursing home, Grandma-ma gets side tracked on
	an around-the-world adventure.

	Guest star: John Astin as "Duke" Tetzlof.


(26) "COLOR OF NAUGHT" (#4226)
	(27-JAN-96, 10:00pm EST/PST)

	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by John Eng

	King Chicken returns again, this time with the lovely Angela,
	with his grandest and most evil plan ever: The destruction of
	the entire world.

	Guest starring Lolita Davidovich and Tim Curry.


______________________________________________________________________

  Second season synopses and additional information taken from Usenet
  articles posted by Michael Markowitz (mkm@ix.netcom.com), Duckman
  (the comic), and the official Duckman Web page.
______________________________________________________________________




			    ===================
			    THIRD SEASON (1996)
			    ===================

	Created by		Everett Peck
	Developed by		Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Executive Producers	Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Supervising Producer	David Misch
	Producers		Michael Markowitz & Margot Pipkin
	Staff Writer		Michael Markowitz
	Music			Scott Wilk & Todd Yvega



(27) "SPERMS OF ENDEARMENT" (#4327)
	(10-FEB-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	When Bernice decides to have a baby, she resorts to desperate
	measures, including a sperm bank run by Terry "Duke" Tetzloff
	(John Astin).


(28) "A ROOM WITH A BELLEVUE" (#4328)
	(17-FEB-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilla
	Directed by Peter Avanzino

	Duckman pleads insanity to avoid paying a $10 fine, ends up
	trapped in an asylum -- and loves it. Things get even better
	when he's given electro-shock and released: finally our hero
	is at peace with the world's madness.

	Bronson Pinchot (as Dr. Ducharme), John Byner (as Dr. Morsink),
	Victoria Jackson (the sing-songy nurse), Henry Gibson and John
	Corbett (of "Northern Exposure") guest star.


(29) "APOCALYPSE NOT" (#4329)
	(24-FEB-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
		and Michael Markowitz
		and David Misch
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	When Duckman believes he's the last man on earth, he indulges
	his every destructive whim.

	Elayne Boosler, Stuart Pankin and Roddy McDowall guest star.


(30) "A CLEAR AND PRESIDENTE DANGER" (#4330)
	(02-MAR-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by Doug Chamberlin & Chris Webb
	Directed by John Eng

	Duckman becomes dictator of a Latin American country. Oddly
	enough, it doesn't work out well.


(31) "THE GIRLS OF ROUTE CANAL" (#4331)
	(09-MAR-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by Brian Kahn
	Directed by Donovan Cook & Raymie Muzquiz

	David Duchovny guest stars in this spoof of "Bridges of
	Madison County", wherein Duckman recalls how he met his
	late wife, Beatrice.


(32) "THE MALLARDIAN CANDIDATE" (#4332)
	(16-MAR-96, 10:00pm PST/EST, 9:00pm CST)

	Written by David Misch
	Directed by Peter Shin

	Duckman uncovers the secret organization that is responsible
	for every conspiracy on earth.

	Eddie Deezen returns as Iggy Catalpa.


(33) "PIG AMOK" (#4333)
	(06-APR-96, 9:30pm PST/EST, 8:30pm CST)

	Written by Spencer Green
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	Cornfed falls prey to a unique family genetic disorder: He must
	lose his virginity within 24 hours or die.

	Blair Underwood, Peter Strauss, Thomas Gibson and Penthouse
	founder/publisher Bob Guccione appear as themselves.


(34) "THE ONCE AND FUTURE DUCK" (#4334)
	(13-APR-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel 
	Directed by Peter Avanzino

	When Ajax rips a hole in the time/space continuum, Duckman is
	suddenly confronted by dozens of potential future selves, whose
	fates are decided by his every action.


(35) "THE ONE WITH LISA KUDROW IN A SMALL ROLE" (#4335)
	(originally announced as "PLANET OF THE DOPES")
	(20-APR-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Monica Piper
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	Aliens from the planet Betamax adopt Ajax as their Messiah.

	Howard Morris and Lisa Kudrow guest star.


(36) "AGED HEAT" (#4336)
	(27-APR-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
	Director Credit TBD

	Brian Doyle-Murray guest stars as Agnes DelRooney, vicious
	criminal on the lam and Grandma-ma's exact double who takes
	the family hostage.


(37) "THEY CRAVED DUCKMAN'S BRAIN!" (#4337)
	(04-MAY-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Director Credit TBD

	A freak accident mutates Duckman's brain into an isotope which
	can cure cancer.

	"Perhaps our most eclectic guest cast ever": Eugene Levy,
	Judith Light, Kathleen Freeman, Maureen McGovern, Ron Perlman,
	Al Albert and Joe Walsh!


(38) "THE ROAD TO DENDRON" (#4338)
	(11-MAY-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Bill Canterbury & Gene Laufenberg
		and Michael Markowitz and David Misch
	Directed by Peter Shin

	In this homage to Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, Duckman and Corny
	are on the loose in the Sudan, rescuing Ajax from a Sultan and
	his Fakir, and wooing a beautiful princess.

	John Rhys-Davies, Jay Thomas and Amanda Plummer guest star.
	(And Ben Stein returns!)


(39) "EXILE IN GUYVILLE" (#4339)
	(25-MAY-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Monica Piper
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	Duckman's TV pitch for his new line of "specialty lingerie"
	so polarizes the country that it causes the ultimate gender
	rift: Men move to the Western half of America, women to the
	East, and a mammoth wall is constructed in between. Can our
	nation survive?

	Guest star: Deborah Farentino.


(40) "THE LONGEST WEEKEND" (#4341)
	(22-JUN-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by David Misch
	Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

	Despite Cornfed's peacekeeping efforts, Duckman and his
	neighbors on North Phlegm Street declare war -- literally --
	on their hated neighbors on Dutch Elm Street.

	Andrea Martin and Judy Tenuta guest star, and Gilbert Gottfried
	returns as Art DeSalvo.


(41) "THE AMAZING COLOSSAL DUCKMAN" (#4344)
	(29-JUN-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Bill Canterbury
	Directed by John Eng

	A rare disease causes Duckman to grow several inches every time
	he rants against society.


(42) "COCK TALES FOR FOUR" (#4343)
	(06-JUL-96, 9:30pm PDT/EDT, 8:30pm CDT)

	Written by Doug Chamberlin & Chris Webb
	Director Credit TBD

	Duckman and Bernice spend a volatile social evening at the
	home of Ajax's new girlfriend's parents: King & Honey Chicken
	(played to perfection by guest stars Tim Curry and Judith
	Light).


(43) "DAMMIT, HOLLYWOOD" (#4349)
	(04-JAN-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Michael Markowitz and Jeff Reno
	Directed by Peter Shin

	When Duckman becomes a movie mogul, the glamor, fame and
	mineral water quickly go to his head. But when he alienates
	the three biggest action stars in Hollywood, he finds that
	even "players" must sometimes run for their lives.

	Guest voices include Brendan Fraser and Julie Moran of
	"Entertainment Tonight" as herself.


(44) "COOLIO RUNNINGS" (#4346)
	(11-JAN-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Bill Canterbury and Gene Laufenberg and
		David Misch
	Directed by Jeff McGrath

	Stuck with the mobility-challenged Ajax as his partner for
	the Father-Son Picnic Games, Duckman adopts a more impressive
	physical specimen - the rap recording star, Coolio.

	Coolio stars as himself and sings "Geto Hilites". Also
	starring Walt Reno, Ben Stein and Hattie Winston.


(45) "AGED HEAT 2: WOMEN IN HEAT" (#4340)
	(18-JAN-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Eva Almos & Ed Scharlach
	Directed by Peter Avanzino

	In a sendup of women's prison exploitation films, Duckman
	is arrested on a technicality and sentenced to life - then
	accidentally sent to an all-woman prison. Needless to say,
	it's a dream come true for him, especially when he becomes
	the warden's favorite girl.

	Guest-starring Kathy Ireland, Cathy Moriarty and Sandra
	Bernhard; Sheena Easton and Jason Alexander sing the rousing
	"Carpet Party".


(46) "ALL ABOUT ELLIOTT" (#4345)
	(25-JAN-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Gene Laufenberg
	Directed by Peter Shin

	The agency gets a college intern (Chris Elliot) who indulges
	Duckman's every grotesque whim and undermines Cornfed's
	sterling reputation. Duckman must finally choose between his
	loyal partner and his obnoxiously ingratiating assistant - who
	may be trying to kill him.


(47) "FROM BRAD TO WORSE" (#4347)
	(01-FEB-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Peter Avanzino

	Duckman discovers that an old high-school classmate (Peter
	Scolari) has become homeless due to something Duckman did
	20 years ago, and his guilt-ridden attempts to help
	miraculously make the guy's life even worse.


(48) "BONFIRE OF THE PANTIES" (#4348)
	(08-FEB-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Written by Michael Markowitz
	Directed by Anthony Bell

	Cornfed, Charles and Mambo take pity on Duckman's pathetic
	love-life and combine their scientific knowledge to create
	the ultimate aphrodisiac. Beautiful women fling themselves
	at Duckman, but when TV star Courtney Thorne-Smith falls for
	him after he runs out of love potion, no one believes him.


______________________________________________________________________

  Third season synopses and additional information taken from Usenet
  articles posted by Michael Markowitz (mkm@ix.netcom.com), Joe
  Ducharme's HTML episode guide, and VPRO broadcasts of "Duckman".
______________________________________________________________________




			   ====================
			   FOURTH SEASON (1997)
			   ====================

	Created by		Everett Peck
	Developed by		Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn
				and Arlene Klasky & Gabor Csupo
	Executive Producers	Jeff Reno & Ron Osborn



(49) "ROLE WITH IT" (#4450)
	(15-FEB-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Duckman takes his family on an educational trip to a "genuine
	Indian reservation" - which turns out to be a casino. His
	obnoxious behavior draws the attention of a psychologist (Dana
	Delany) who sees that the family is on the verge of self-
	destruction and wrangles them into a marathon role-playing
	session.

	Jason Alexander sings "Pass That Peace-Pipe."


(50) "AJAX AND AJAXER" (#4451)
	(22-FEB-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Cornfed accidentally swallows a "Get-Dumb" potion which results
	in his being able to relate only to Ajax. They become
	inseparable, bonding on such issues as their inability to
	figure out what squirrels eat. But if Cornfed returns to
	normal, will Ajax lose his first friend?


(51) "... WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE" (#4452)
	(01-MAR-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	When Cornfed throws Duckman a surprise party and is the only
	guest, Duckman realizes he must change. In a quest for
	friendship, Duckman happens upon a trendy coffeeshop where
	five hip twenty-somethings meet daily to trade obscure pop
	culture references.

	The "Friends" are Alison LaPlaca, Arye Gross, Laura Leighton,
	Teresa Randle and Jeremy Sisto. 
	Includes the catchy theme-song, "(Just Like) Friends".


(52) "A TROPHIED DUCK" (#4453)
	(08-MAR-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Duckman and Cornfed travel to "Dicks '97", a detectives
	convention, where Duckman meets Lauren Simone (Amy Brenneman),
	an old rival from Detective School days who's become a super-
	successful sleuth. The two attempt to humiliate each other in
	front of their peers - until Cornfed is kidnapped and she
	challenges Duckman to find him.


(53) "A STAR IS ABHORRED" (#4454)
	(15-MAR-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	Bernice's incensed ranting at Duckman at a karaoke lounge
	catches the ear of a music industry bigwig, who markets her
	as an Alanis Morrisette-like singing sensation. Bernice
	experiences the sleaze and degradation of the world of big-
	time rock 'n roll - and loves it.

	With Joe Mantegna and Dom DeLuise, and Flea, Ice-T and Kurt
	Loder as themselves.


(54) "BEV TAKES A HOLIDAY" (#4455)
	(22-MAR-97, 7:30pm PST/EST, 6:30pm CST)

	While chasing a woman who appears to be his dead wife Beatrice,
	Duckman gets hit by a bus. The woman turns out to be Beverly,
	Beatrice and Bernice's long-lost triplet. But with Duckman in
	a coma, Bev realizes that the only way to keep him alive is to
	pretend to be Beatrice.

	Guest voices include Eugene Levy, Kathleen Freeman and Vicki
	Lawrence.


(55) "LOVE! ANGER! KVETCHING!" (#4456)
	(originally "AIN'T GONNA BE NO MO NO MO'")
	(12-APR-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	Duckman's bitter Uncle Mo (Robert Klein) announces that he has
	only weeks to live and intends to spend them with his least
	favorite relative - Duckman. Duckman waits on him hand and foot
	until he admits faking his illness to torture Duckman - then
	dies.

	Also starring Bob Guccione, Joe Mantegna and Joe Walsh of The
	Eagles, who sings Mo's eulogy.


(56) "DUCKMAN AND CORNFED IN 'HAUNTED SOCIETY PLUMBERS'" (#4457)
	(19-APR-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	In homage to the "scare-comedies" of the '40s and '50s,
	Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers whose first job takes them
	to a society soiree at the mansion of Lady Worthington-Ford...
	which is haunted by ghosts!

	With Daniel Davis, Beverly Archer and Danielle Brisebois; Jason
	Alexander and Gregg Berger sing "Buddy, That's Us".


(57) "EBONY, BABY" (#4458)
	(26-APR-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	At a fashion show, Duckman is mesmerized by
	                 ha Campbell) and is quickly entangled in a
	world of murder, power, lust, and every blaxploitation cliche
	in the book.

	Also starring Ice-T, Montel Jordan, Taylor Negron, Jeremy Piven
	and Leila Kenzel.


(58) "'VUUCK', AS IN DUCK" (#4460)
	(03-MAY-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	After an old geezer wills him his minor-league baseball team,
	Duckman stages a series of dangerous promotional nights to
	increase attendance. When the humiliated players quit, Duckman
	hires 9 scantily-clad supermodels.

	The athletes include Kathy Ireland, Jill Goodacre, Nicole
	Eggert, Maureen McGovern; with sportscaster Chick Hearn.


(59) "CRIME, PUNISHMENT, WAR, PEACE, AND THE IDIOT" (#4459)
	(10-MAY-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	The coma-bound Grandma-ma (Nancy Travis) recalls her past
	in an epic series of flashbacks which go from her youth as
	the daughter of a wealthy Russian landowner through her
	immigration to America, while enmeshed in a tortured romance
	with two characters who sound suspiciously like Duckman and
	Cornfed with Russian accents.


(60) "KIDNEY, POPSICLE AND NUTS" (#4461)
	(24-MAY-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	Duckman needs a new kidney, but his immediate family has no
	suitable donors. Forced to look for his long-lost father, he
	finds a loony militia-man (Brian Keith) who is "President" of
	his own country and takes him hostage when they're besieged
	by the FBI.

	Also starring John Astin, with James Brown as a hostage-
	negotiator.


(61) "THE TAMI SHOW" (#4462)
	(14-JUN-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	When a cute but impoverished coed (Kim Cattrall) twists her
	ankle in front of his house, the infatuated Duckman offers her
	a job with the family. She seems wonderful, but as the family
	inexplicably turns into a seething cauldron of hatred, Cornfed
	investigates and discovers that Tami is a raging psychopath
	who falls in love with married men then kills their wives and
	children... and them.


(62) "MY FERAL LADY" (#4463)
	(21-JUN-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	Duckman gives in to the persuasive sales pitch of Terry "Duke"
	Tetzloff (John Astin) and purchases a "virtually-uninfected
	marriage partner" (Kristen Johnson) who proves to be a jungle
	savage, whom Duckman names "Kathie Lee". But when he asks for
	her hand on a "Surprise Proposals" episode of "Leeza" (a live-
	action sequence with Leeza Gibbons), things go tragically awry.

	Harve Presnell sings the haunting Scottish lullaby, "Eeka Beeka
	Boo".


(63) "WESTWARD NO!" (#4464)
	(28-JUN-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	The Duckman family joins Cornfed in visiting his Aunt Jane
	(Estelle Getty) on her catfish ranch in Louisiana, and end up
	joining ranch foreman Big Jack McBastard (Maurice LeMarche)
	on a massive catfish drive.

	With Ron Pallillo as himself.


(64) "SHORT, PLUSH AND DEADLY" (#4465)
	(12-JUL-97, 12:30am PST/EST, 11:30pm CST)

	On a family camping trip, Duckman and Cornfed get lost in
	the woods. When their bearers, Fluffy and Uranus, are stung
	by bees, they become gigantic, terrifying... and homocidal.

	Jim Bailey plays himself, and Maureen McGovern debuts as the
	singing voice of Ajax.


(65) "HOW TO SUCK IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING" (#4466)
	(19-JUL-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	In this nightmare of modern marketing, Duckman sells his
	identity to the Variecom corporation, which leaves him
	penniless - and without the right to use his own name. Forced
	to work as a wacky Duckman Mascot, he conceives a desperate
	plan to get his name and/or self-respect back. 

	Guests include Paul Sorvino, Alan Rosenberg and Gilbert
	Gottfried; Jason Alexander leads the production number "I'm
	Gonna Succeed!"


(66) "YOU'VE COME THE WRONG WAY, BABY" (#4467)
	(26-JUL-97, 12:30am PST/EST, 11:30pm CST)

	When Congresswoman Bernice attracts national attention as an
	anti-smoking activist, a tobacco company CEO (Jim Varney)
	invites the whole family to "Tabaccyland", where they're
	imprisoned on his plantation. Duckman makes his escape while
	chained to Grandma-ma, who turns out to be none other than
	her evil twin, convicted killer Agnes Delrooney (Brian
	Doyle-Murray).


(67) "HAMLET 2: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL" (#4468)
	(02-AUG-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	Working late one night, Duckman sees a ghost who says Duckman's
	father was murdered - by King Chicken! Duckman decides to hang
	out with King Chicken and Bernice, pretending to be insane
	while trying to figure out what happened. Cornfed quickly
	realizes that Duckman is living the plot of "Hamlet" - which
	ends with his character being killed.

	Tim Curry, Robert Klein and Jeffrey Tambor guest-star.


(68) "DAS SUB" (originally "CLASS WARFARE") (#4469)
	(16-AUG-97, 12:00am PST/EST, 11:00pm CST)

	Convicted on a wide range of morals charges, Duckman is
	sentenced to community service as a substitute teacher in an
	inner-city high school and vows to teach his well-mannered,
	highly motivated charges the corrupt, venal and violent world
	according to Duckman.  With Burt Reynolds.


(69) "WHERE NO DUCKMAN HAS GONE BEFORE" (#4470)

	A full-metal jacket assault on the most popular TV series
	in history has Capt. Eric Tiberius Duckman of the Starship
	Enterprise matching wits with the evil Khan Chicken.

	Voices include Tim Curry, Gilbert Gottfried, James Doohan and
	Marina Sirtis.


(70) "FOUR WEDDINGS INCONCEIVABLE" (#4471)

	At Ben Stein's wedding, a series of emotional epiphanies lead
	to an amazing set of proposals: Cornfed to Bev, King Chicken
	(now divorced) to Bernice - and Duckman to the recently-
	divorced Honey Chicken! A triple-wedding is scheduled... but
	will it come off?

	With Tim Curry and Judith Light.

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  Fourth season synopses and additional information taken from Usenet
  articles posted by Michael Markowitz (mkm@ix.netcom.com) and David
  Misch (dam21@aol.com).
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