The Letters List

Typed by CP

NB. Some of these names are just not funny. This is because this is not a
list of "simpsons" style funny names, it is a list of names on letters
recieved through the post to me and my associates, on junk mail filled in
by others.  They are in categories, and some are just inexplicable, even
by us, who recieved them.

* Insults *

Mrs U. P. Niss
Mr B. Dover (Ben)
Mrs V. Slagg (!)
Mr P. Mc Revice (Phil)
Mr R. Ukker (Rudolph, I imagine)
Mr R. Sole
Mrs S. Moe (Sue)
Mr A. Peman
Dr Womble Scratcher (seriously!)
Mr C. Bonker (take your pick as to first name)

* Celebrities *

Mr G. Dawes
Mrs J. Ure
Mr L. Viss
Mrs L. Geri (part of a set recieved by SM)
Mrs L. Emma (")
Mrs L. Melb (" getting the idea...)
Mrs L. Victoria (")
Mrs L. Melc (")
Mr Z. Beeblebrox
Mr J. Hill
Dr Neil Fox
Mrs C. Vorderman
Mr D. Anderton
Mr B. Stark

* Objects *

Mr M. Stain
Mrs L. Batch
Mr R. Bigbee
Mr S. Mole
Mr S. Badger
Mr C. Lion (say it)
Mr C. Gull (")
Mr D. 'o Nutt
Mr A. Womble
Mr T. N. Coffee
Mr S. Widget
Mr P. Salt
Mr A. Chin

*Plain Silly*

Mr C. Parkinsock
Mr I. Mustapha
Mr R. Curling
Mrs R. U. Ill
Mrs S. J. Stiurf - Lapo
Mr C. J. Woody
Mr C. Mong
Mr C. Parkinsod
Mr R. V. Hawkes
Mr George Engelbel
Mr D. Scorpio
Mr D. Amey
Mr K. T. Pang
Mr D. Gavaya
Mrs J. R. Amey
Mrs P. Wyles
Mr Kitten
Mr Parkinson
Mr A. Blacklock (!)
Miss T. Millwall
Mr V. Rsage
Mrs Z. Scorch
Mr Heiskopf
Mr Oopster
Mrs Rival
Mr S. M. Hummer
Mr and Mrs Lenny
Mr C. Romp Esq
Mr Wartenburg
Mr A. D. Choppin
Mr Karl Brockbaur
Mr R. Ennoble
Mr Wolfgang Pang
Dr T. Solomon
Mr S. Amey
Dr G. Colorado

There are a few others, but I've forgotten them...

bobfish@digibank.demon.co.uk

this is no reason to do this to your friends, as getting these is v.
annoying

=)