Top 25 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle 

1. My I.Q. doesn't fit. - metroshane

2. Only one exit and the Pointy-Haired Boss is standing in it. - Brief-Bert

3. Having to vacuum your walls. - temp2temp (SOMEBODY has to)

4. Slamming a drawer isn't quite as dramatic as slamming a door. - Waltbert

5. Repeated nightmares about that film on how they raise veal. -
Slaughterbert

6. You can't see who is listening in on your conversations. - Peon Engineer
on the other side of the wall

7. The walls fall down when you bang your head against them. - Peeress of
Peons

8. A soda spill two cubes down shorted out my outlet strip. - Maddy the
cubicle funster

9. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. -
Tired-bert

10.Your coworkers will overhear you looking for a job, and steal it out from
under you. - leaving soon

11.Our cube walls are only four feet high.  We feel like we're in a petting
zoo. - Binro the Heretic

12.It gets crowded in there when your boss suggests a new project and the
four horsemen of the end-times show up. - Sam Williams

13.No privacy for when I bypass our CyberPatrol filter. - I am doing my job
as long as others can't bypass it

14.Annoying co-workers. - Not a team player and proud of it

15.Acting as an out tray for all of PHB's junk mail. - "I thought this might
interest you"-bert

16.The walls are too low for a good squash game. - Slugbert

17.Tomato... Tomahto... Potato... Potahto... Cubicle... Hellhole... - If it
looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

18.The other nineteen people in here with me. - need-space-bert

19. 23 power cords, one outlet. - Edubert

20.If yours is the only functioning stapler, you must lock it up at night. -
TaxBert

21.Speakerphones are useless unless you are a jerk. - blowtheirearsoff bert

22.It's hard to hide things stolen from supply closet. - How do you know I
don't need 300 pencils today?

23.Artificial lighting gives me that healthy-looking pasty complexion women
find SO attractive. - Conan the Grammarian

24.No door, no ceiling? - No Fun

25.It's not so much the cubicle, but the "working" part that bothers me. -
Need comic relief-bert



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