Title    : I'm Typing Backwards for Christmas
Original : I'm walking Backwards for Christmas
Group    : Spike Milligan and another
Author   : Russell Street <russells@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz>
Intro    :
Song     :

I'm Typing Backwards for Christmas
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(Adapted from "I'm walking Backwards for Christmas",
	by Spike Milligan and another.)
Adaption by Russell Street (russells@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz)


I'm typing backwards for Christmas,
Across the TCP/IP,
I'm typing backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.

I've tried posting sideways,
And mailing to the front,
But people just look at it,
And say it's a publicity stunt.

I'm typing backwards for Christmas,
To prove that I love you.


An imigrantal telnet, loved an Irish inetd
From Dublin University's VAX.
He longed for her XONs,
But spurned his charms,
And connected with a former socket.

She left the telnet by himself, on his own
All alone, EWOULDBLOCKing
And sadly he dreamed, or at least that's the
	way it seemed, buddy,
That an angel quieted him....
An angel quieted the same.

<eerily>

I'm typing backwards for Christmas,
Across the TCP/IP.
I'm typing backwards for Christmas,
It's the finest thing for me.

<normal>
And so I've tried posting sideways,
And mailing to the front.
But people just flamed, and said,
"It's a publicity stunt".

So I'm typing backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.

<play out>


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