Geek Submissions 2

You Have Had Cyber Sex (Adam)

You`ve Every E-mailed Yourself to See If Your Program is Working After
Getting A No New E-Mail Message (Adam)

You Have Installed More Fonts Onto Your Computer (I got Close To 250) (Adam)

You Get A Picture Of Your Internet Girlfriend And Are Afriad To Send One
Back So You Morph Her Picture to Show Her Your Talent (Adam)

Agreed To Any Thing On This List (Adam)

Asked For Peoples Addy Because you Couldn`t Spell out Address (Adam)

You`ve Solved A MOO (Adam)

...Or Played One You Know What MOOs, MUDs, and MUSHes Are (Adam)

You Spent More Time Inside(Online Or Gameing) Then Outside This Summer
(Adam)

You At Frist just wanted To log Enough Time To Get Promoted On your Fav.
Telnet Talker (Adam)

...But Then You Couldn`t Stand To Leave (Adam)

You have more than 1 E-mail Addresses On Hotmail to Check your E-mail
Anywhere (Adam)

...Mainly When School Get back in (Adam)

Named Hamsters "I," "B," "M" (Adam)

Every day after school, you eat your weight in silicon chips 'n' salsa
(Adam)

You somehow use morphing technology to make your cat look just like David
Duchovny (Adam)

You refer to having sex as "logging on" (Adam)

During power outage you , paced around house like a caffenated squirrel
(Adam)

You Call Your Father "www dot daddy dot com" (Adam)

You ever had "cyber zits" (Adam)

You`ve Searched for Hours Looking for nude Pictures Of Lara Croft (the Lady
in Tomb Raider) (Adam)

...Then Started A Page With Them (Adam)

...And you Have to type The Address One Handed (Adam)

You ever put Name "Nickname on IRC" Last Name (Adam)

You have An Auto Fowarded E-mail Address (Adam)

...So People Will Remember It Easily (Adam)

You've Memorized All the Socials On Your Fav. Telnet Talker (Adam)

You`ve Ever typed OPPS!!! After Making a mistake In a Chat Room (Adam)

you refer to plug and play as.......plug and pray.(Sienna)

you send the url to this page to all your friends. (Sienna)

... and they deny being a computer geek too! (Sienna)

if you've ever seen two sunrises in a row (Jamie)

...three? (Jamie)

if you're surprised there's also a 2:00 in the afternoon(Jamie)

if you've ever dismantled a HARD drive (Jamie)

...and reassembled it (Jamie)

...and it worked(Jamie)

if RIGHT NOW, you know how many bytes of memory you have (not MB, mind
you...) (Jamie)

You've ever formated your hard drive more than twice in one day (Elliot)

...with a different format program each time (Elliot)

...due to a virus which you wrote (Elliot)

You've ever had nightmares in which you turn on your computer only to find
that it boots MacOS/Win95 (Elliot)

You've ever scared a friend who owns a mac by putting clouds wallpaper on
their computer (Elliot)

You use ANSI escape codes to make your DOS prompt more than 1 color (Elliot)

...and you have the codes memorized (Elliot)

You've ever used a hex editor to change the IO.SYS file (Elliot)

...on someone else's computer (Elliot)

You run more than 2 OS's on one computer (Elliot)

...at the same time (Elliot)

You've ever edited winmine.ini to cheat on your minesweeper score (Elliot)

...You're going to now (Me)

You've ever written batch files to make DOS behave more like UNIX (Elliot)

You've written "Hello, world" programs in more than 10 languages (Elliot)

...and one is binary (Elliot)

You understand completely how the BFG in Doom works (Elliot)

...and you figured it out without reading the unofficial BFG FAQ (Elliot)

You've ever written a config.sys boot menu with more than 2 sublevels
(Elliot)

You've ever typed: a; <ENTER> del *.* <ENTER> y <ENTER> from a C:\> prompt
and hated yourself for it? (yes, that IS a semicolon, not a colon)(Elliot)

Your .bash_profile contains "cd /usr/games" (Elliot)